“Well, we’re closing in on the half. Let’s see how Blah-Blah’s doing on the Crazy/Hot Scale. She started the night here, but, as the night’s progressed, she’s gotten crazier, but no hotter, which has caused her to drift across the Mendoza Diagonal, and dangerously close to the Shelly Gillespie Zone. Another girl I dated. She gained 20 pounds and tried to kill me with a brick!”
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