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Lily: I didn’t want you two to break up, but you wanted completely different things out of life and refused to deal with it. I could just picture that front porch…
[Flash to future]
Ted: Hmm, two of hearts. Just like the hearts of the two children I never had, because my lovely wife hates kids.
Robin: Mmm, a deuce. Exactly what my career dropped once I decided to settle down and marry Ted. Bridge! I win.
[Flash to present]
Marshall: Well, I do not like that scenario one bit!