Favorite moments in TV and film.
Marshall: After Barney told me about all this, I crunched the numbers and, well, I had some charts made up. Barney here hits on roughly 20 girls a week.
Barney: Whoa, it’s way more than 20. And be smooth don’t do nothing roughly.
Marshall: Let’s say 20. So the 20 girls a week means 1,040 girls a year. In Barney’s 16 years of sexual activity, that means he’s hit on 16,640 girls. Now, if he’s bedded 199 of them, that is a success rate of…a little over one percent. That’s a batting average of .012, eight times worse than the career batting average of one-handed pitcher—that’s right, pitcher—Jim Abbott.
